Diaper Wars


Lord help me. We have entered into what I like to call the “diaper wars”. Every time I try to change that child’s diaper it is a full on battle. Screaming, kicking, full-out hysteria. You would think I was trying to set his foot on fire or something.

I try to give him a toy to play with (works sometimes), sing, dance, make funny noises but it is just mayhem. Most of the time he just takes off crawling naked out of his room trying to escape the evil that is his mom with a clean diaper. Sometimes I will even try to change him while he stands up.

I have to give him a hug and apologize profusely for torturing him once we are done. I don’t even want to talk about what happens when we have to change a poop diaper. Prayers, lots of prayers.

Does anyone else have “diaper wars”? How do you deal with them?


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